the sheet mask stays on during sex, period

Anok Yai getting ready for the MUGLER Alien Hypersense Launch Party (2024)

Outstanding

this is like one of those scenes in anime where they put a drop of magic in the water and it gets purified, except the magic is people being people

ya know, this one

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

simply dont monday

licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods? Where's a dumbass Hercules To gamely eat Tide Pods?

I don't give a shit as long as those in need benefit

Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.

obsessed with this persons cowboy hat canvas jnco have you seen this man fit

Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

For reference, the federal minimum wage would have you earning roughly on average $1,256.66 a month

It’s recommended your rent only be 30% of your total budget, so with an average monthly rent of $1,827 that would mean your average renter’s monthly income should ideally be $6,090

That would be roughly $35.13 hourly or $73,080 annually

However, the average renter’s household income is only $42,500 annually or $20.43 hourly (as of 2019 according to the Census Bureau’s American Community Survey)

This means either rent prices are too unsustainably high and price gouging or wages are too unsustainably low and predatory

Or both

(Hint: it’s both)

not to mention most apartments won’t even allow you to apply unless you make 3 times rent.

NEKO ATSUME 2

not joking