I can't tell if this is pants

Ehna, the Hanged Man

absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

ted i really could not disagree more this is far from catastrophic. i am ensconced.

literally selling sand to people who live on the beach. some people's hustle and grift game cannot be overstated. world class shit right here

i love tumblr but i hate that we have been conditioned to think you can’t add some of the most insightful shit you’ve ever seen to absolute shitposts. please by all means reblog my posts with this kind of context because it’s so important. excellent points here.

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

It’s our duty to pass down our culture. Sing it from the rooftops. Bishounen……

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

I see you my little pumpkin @m202flash623

I... I have to do it... Seriously theres a gun in my head

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i can finally show off the Necromancer trench since theyre going into production now!

100% cotton twill outside, cotton printed lining inside, sizes s-3xl! the initial release will be limited but if they sell well theyll be back, with other designs too 🤍

Grumble grumble…

somehow my gf just. got a job at the hotel she's been staying at. and now it's less expensive but i still only have $1 after paying for another day -_-

(april 11) Hi i'm in the negative and need at least $53/day or $290/week to keep my gf housed while she's waiting on a paycheck that might not even cover a week 👍 hotel receipts available upon request

$aspenadams / ven @/pisshet / pal

please don't click that it's for goods or services, especially if i'm not physically sending you anything. it charges me a fee no matter what

venmo lets you send less than a dollar. also this is really time sensitive because she has to renew her day in like two hours yada yada. yayyyyy

to top everything off i'm the hospital now two days later

could really use some help

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Okay but this is actually a perfect translation into modern slang, with the rhythmic nature if the speech preserved?

All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram