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Neil and aaron are fucking dumbasses (and nicky tbh). andrew was dragging them!!! to a gay!! club!!! and none of them reazlised???
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At the Baltimore hotel
The FBI: You’ve got 20 minutes. Let’s keep this orderly. Behave.
The Foxes: *behave*
Andrew (who knows perfectly well how to cause a scene): You aren’t going anywhere. You’re staying with us. If they try to take you away they will lose.
The Foxes:
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My Gift for @fxvixen for the @aftgexchange Hope this is at least sort of what you were looking for!
Andrew would be the brattiest and most obnoxious person to play video games with. As the eldest of 5, I can tell you this with absolute certainty.
My siblings and I also had a green controller for our 64 that we were constantly fighting over. You can’t tell me that the twins wouldn’t do the same.
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Anonymous asked:
Anon I am here with you about Nora’s extra stuff. A lot of it I think was just a means to get people to stop asking her about Neil and Andrews life after the series. If ppl aren’t happy, then what’s more to ask? Like you said, a little lazy. Some of her characterizations of Andrew in the EC I don’t agree with myself. But even so, anything written outside the scope of actual canon is still a headcanon regardless of who writes it therefore all of that is her own HC and we’re free to disagree!!
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ok but having to rewrite the scene where neil sees foxhole court for the first time for a fic is the worst
it’s literally just…….
court:
neil:
and it’s very difficult to describe
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Aaron: Makes a deal with his brother to protect each other and stick together.
Andrew: Kills the person who is abusing him
Aaron:
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kandreils-deactivated20201109
neil: i’m just not really into religion
renee: oh, you’re not christian?
neil: no i’m neil
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thinking about: the way andrew can canonically bench press more that anyone else on the team. the mans JACKED. like im all for skinny boy emo andrew but lets face the facts, the man has tree trunks for arms. it got me thinking like
- andrew and neil cant swap arm bands or get them mixed up because andrews arms are twice the size of neils and the spandex is too stretched out from his massive arms that if neil tried to put them on theyd just slip off
- neil thinks this is hot af and everyone questions his sexuality a little bit more because of that fact
- andrew has definitely lifted neil up effortlessly during their makeout sessions after a breathless yes. and then after some light taps on his ankles, neil wraps his equally tree trunk esque legs around andrews waist in a vice grip
- he keeps checking in with andrew to make sure its ok cause he doesnt want andrew to feel trapped but it doesnt take long for him to figure out that its actually having the opposite effect they both thought it would
- andrews a goner
- but its fine because hes holding up neil by his thighs and is enjoying the way the muscles tense up when he squeezes
- another time andrew finally gets around to letting neil pin him down with his arms but he cant even fathom being uncomfortable because neils grip is so light and his arms are so damn skinny that it feels like feathers and andrew can only be amused at the whole situation
- until he teases neil to try harder and he feels neils calves lock down at his sides, making him take a sharp breath in, which neil thinks means he hates it so he backs away only for andrew to roughly pull him back with a “stay” through gritted teeth
andrew leg kink but you didnt hear that from me- but if andrew has an unspoken leg kink then neil has a very obvious arm kink
- when they wake up in the morning and andrew stretches his arms over his head, neil has to take a moment to collect the pieces of himself before getting up
- they’re on the balcony and andrew is pushing his hair back with one hand while he struggles to light the cigarette in his mouth with the other
- neil doesnt move to shield the wind to help the process along because he’d be content if andrew did this forever
- once its lit andrew shoves his shoulder against his in retaliation for being the most unhelpful sack of shit
- neil still doesnt care because s h o u l d e r
- and next thing you know hes draped himself against it and nestled his head into the crook of andrews neck and andrew is sighing like an old man whos seen too much of the world
- neil also likes watching andrew do chores like washing the dishes and taking out the garbage and picking up the cats because the way the muscles of andrews arms ripple under his shirt make him feel all types of ways
- andrew cant even tease him about it because neil watches him with zero shame
- one time when neil was staring holes into him as he was rearranging the pillows on the couch after movie night, he folded his arms across his chest and said “staring, josten”
- neil unblinking: “yeah and what are you gonna do about it?”
- completely deadpan, andrew ambled over slowly to give neil plenty of warning
- still he asked “yes or no?”
- “fuck yes”
- the tail end of the answer was cut off when andrew picked him up by the waist and tossed him over his shoulder so he could carry him like a sack of potatoes to the bedroom and toss him onto the bed
- neil literally swooned
- it was a good night
- andrew is the big spoon for a lot of reasons but neil cant complain because hes so touch starved and andrews arms feel so safe like they could protect him from all the evil in the world (actually they’ve already done that) and the weight of andrews arm strewn across his stomach reminds him of the weight of his keys in his palm
- it feels like home
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about the kevin/neil forehead kisses @ yeah she actually said it in her twitter!!! i dont have the tweet at the moment but i believe it was around here somewhere 👀👀
COMRADES WE CONGREGATE AT MIDNIGHT TO SCREAM HFJKDFHFJKEHIE
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I will never get over the fact that Neil payed a kid to knock him out. What a guy.
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Nicky @ Andrew “what the fuck, how did you fucking manage”
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Seth Gordon Study.
I have a lot of opinions about Seth. This is how I see him on @redrabbitspod and in Red Rabbits. I think he comes off as happy go lucky, as the loud-mouthed, fun-loving, evolved man he never got to be in canon. I like the thought that Seth has grown, that he’s learned from the people around him and has changed for the better. But I also think there are a lot of demons that still haunt him, a lot of things he regrets and unresolved pain. Soon, he’ll write a post for the blog about his life. I hope y’all like it.
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Neil @ Andrew in the first book