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jay. black. all pronouns. sports nerd. musical theatre nerd. ttrpg nerd?
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when i started writing this comic, there were courses on duolingo for klingon and dothraki, fictional languages that are only spoken by characters on television shows who don’t exist, but the course for yiddish, a language spoken by jews – real, living, breathing people – for generations, didn’t exist until april 2021.

in 2017 a jewish employee at the anne frank museum was asked to put a baseball cap over his yarmulke. yeah, you read that right – an employee who worked in the house anne frank and her family hid for two years was asked to hide his judaism when he came into work. 

what i’m saying is goyim are trying very hard to pretend jewish people don’t exist anymore, and it’s safer for a man to tattoo a swastika on his face than it is for me to wear a necklace with a symbol of my culture on it.

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momolive

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

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dracogotgame

my favourite things about this video:

1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds

2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl

3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.

4) the victory skips and turban twirling.

10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death

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vrabia

i feel like we're ignoring an important scientific fact, which is that this guy grabbed, at the minimum, 35 kilograms of terrified baby camel and did a fucking 6-second olympic sprint while being chased by, wikipedia informs me, 300-540 kilograms of angry adult camel.

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Why do straight women kiss their male counterparts with like open mouthy passionate shite but when they kiss a woman it's like lemme-smoosh-my-mouth-against-yours and then we move our faces but definitely not our lips.

Genuinely, there's so many series atm that have awesome representation and I have zero desire to watch them cuz the gifs look so.. uncomfortable!?

Anyway. Shoutout to Sepideh Moafi who actually goes for it 10.000%. I love.

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mulderitsme
Sometimes I wish we still were novices, you and I. Still innocent enough to see it all as a gleeman’s tale come true… Still innocent enough to dream of the happy ending to the gleeman’s tale, of living our lives as other women do.

—The Great Hunt, Robert Jordan

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air-so-sweet

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. "oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-" no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

Truth in satire.

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