god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

PRIMADONNA MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS, 2012

THEY ADDED LN'S AND PWB'S PICTURES TO THE SHRINE ON THE TOWER BRIDGE. I'M SCREAMING

honey and bubba <3

YEAH I WISH I'D BEEN I WISH I'D BEEN A TEEN TEEN IDLE WISH I'D BEEN A PROM QUEEN FIGHTING FOR THE TITLE INSTEAD OF BEING SIXTEEN AND BURNING UP A BIBLE FEELING SUPER SUPER SUPER! S□ICIDAAAAAAALLLL

“We do what we must to survive.”

Zero brain cells detectd.

This is all I ever wanted for them. 

888 CELEBRATION | Hawkeye (2021) PT. 2 - requested by @bbelovas

Two hundred and fifty people died in that village. I know you felt for them. But you let them burn.

Not everyone. Not you.

ANGELINA JOLIE © photographed by Lionel Deluy (1994)

what’s on my head