Big Brain Hours

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

Aliko is not taking it well

Being kind isn't actually about how much shit you can quietly take. You can be kind and still shut down people who attempt to use and manipulate you. Kindness is about treating others well whenever you can, not about how much you're willing to suffer for others. So don't confuse being kind with being a victim and a pushover. No one with your best interests at heart will claim that it's the same thing.

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

Scorpions? In *my* brain? It's more likely than you think!

I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t acknowledged their capacity for evil.

“I’m just a smol bean uwu” No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you’re guilty.

To quote Chris Fleming

“You know that thing where the most toxic person you’ve ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She’ll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with ‘It’s me.’ That is not you. I don’t know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like ‘Me doing my little things.’ Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I’ll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest…You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small.”–Chris Fleming

this is what it feels like to earn all 3 badges tbh

pls reblog for sample size etc

Office hours with Professor Gale 🤓 (plus a message from every overworked prof you’ve ever had + the one I live with)

idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

I made a calico one out of these if anyone wants it

Long live the king. [x]

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

I'm curious let's go

HANK! TAX DAY FOR MOST AMERICANS IN 2024 IS APRIL 15TH! MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR TAXES OR FILE FOR A SIX MONTH EXTENSION BEFORE THEN! HAAANK!

a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws