girl: say the words and i’m yours
me: suh dude
instead of dark mode, there should be a pink mode option
for a bunch of people who hate authority you guys really like bottoming
Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990
signs that your child is COOL as FUCK
*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon
*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo
me trying to write a conclusion to my paper
me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible
me when I don’t seen my mom for a week:
The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far
They deadass got a live bear….
I think Spotify Wrapped is a cool tool where you can go through a playlist of all the songs you had breakdowns to in the middle of the night through the past year
Yeah, how dare someone work for an amount of money they agreed to in advance?
Wholesome.
They went to the pumpkin patch this year too.
if i never post anything else on tumblr, i'll be stoked to know that this was my last post.