Griffin are you FUCKING POSSESSED?
Am I doing this right?
The McElroy Experience
Step 1) Find Monster Factory
Step 2) Find a McElroy Podcast (usually MBMBAB or TAZ)
Step 3) Furiously consume all McElroy content
Step 4) Enlightened, strive to become a legitimately good person.
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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
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Fuck somebody reblog this! People need to see the 69,420 likes and reblogs! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO THE MISSION!
I’m invested
Sorry guys, gotta keep things balanced.
-TTMTS
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I GOT YOU BRO
This is what dumb bitch disorder ACTUALLY looks like
conservatives every time it snows:
global warming, fake, libs, owned 😎
I didn’t know this myself until a few years ago but the fact is, snow has a temperature range. It snows so hard nowadays because it’s not getting too cold for snow like it used to.
^^^^ Yep. The biggest snows in DC when I was a kid always came from the south, when a warm moist stream from there clashed with a cold front over us.
some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows
Some of you never tried to surf underwater with one of those beginner paddle instructor boards and then have it come up and hit you in the face and it shows.
Добытчик
Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)
one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us
me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones
my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood
i dont remember much abt my naruto phase but i liked that one dude who looked like this
thats finn adventuretime
even MORE Taako being nice to Angus??? unbelievable! +bonus date night
an idea a friend and i had. taako hi fives literal death