worth every second

Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now.

i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my own attention for that long let alone two kittens

thursday

8:03 (arrive) 8:04 alright already got a solid five minutes in on this day 8:27 wow I already have almost half an hour? nice, that went by really fast 8:51 almost one half of the way to one half of the morning done 9:05 nice okay so ive already got way over an hour now 9:59 the morning is half over and that wasn’t too bad 10:30 I am already 5/8 done with this morning 11:01 okay it is basically lunch time already 11:24 thirty minutes til lunch? no problem 11:44 five minutes til lunch, basically 11:51 I could probably leave now but it would look bad 11:53 time for lunch 1:21 twenty minutes into the afternoon and I barely feel it, this is fine 1:48 wow great one hour down 2:21 time for my fourth bathroom break of the day (I have conditioned myself to have a small bladder just to gradually wear down the day in a plethora of two minute bathroom breaks) 2:50 half of the afternoon done, sweet 3:10 I’m a maniac, look at me go, ¾ of this day is over 3:15 time to stare out the window for two minutes 3:19 okay back to work 3:45 this day is pretty much over 3:47 one hour left 4:12 this is my favorite hour of the day I love this hour 4:16 only thirty minutes left 4:31 I have twenty two minutes left max but I could push it to twenty one 4:44 time to close out of my email 4:46 time for a bathroom break, but this time I’ll take extra long to walk back 4:47 technically isn’t there some state law that requires we get two 15 minute breaks? I never take those. can’t I just leave at 4:30 every day if I don’t take those? how do I find this out 4:51 yeah good enough cya

Pros: you can grow a new ankle

Cons: It isn’t your ankle

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

things to say in proofs instead of “trivially”

(source)

my house is haunted because i live here

(via Nudah)

art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

UPDATE…………………… smaller

talented banana man

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this

Work five days a week and spend the other two days trying unsuccessfully to be happy for your entire adult life

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

The announcement of the upcoming graphic novel brought up all sorts of old feels, so in commemoration of the continuing story, I decided to break my own heart.  Enjoy.

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY

All of NASA’s still shots can pound sand, this is the real MVP of today.

The Great American Eclipse as seen from Oregon

Photo by Jasman Mander. 

Hey just a reminder that during the eclipse you’re firebending WILL NOT WORK If you’re a fire bender please make sure you’re safe during the eclipse when you lose your bending!!!