“Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Stefan".

• “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
• “Drop. Your. Sword.”
• “Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
• “I am not left handed.”
• “As you wish.”
• “I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
• “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
• “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
• “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”
• “Have fun storming the castle.”
• “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
• “Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
• “Have you ever considered piracy?”
• “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
• “Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
• “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
• “You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”
• “You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”
• “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
• “Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
• “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
• “You killed my love.”
• “It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”
• “I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
• “No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”
• “I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”
• “Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”
• “Is this a kissing book?”
• “A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
• “I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
• “There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
• “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
• “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
• “There will be blood tonight!”
• “That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
• “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
• “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
• “You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
• “Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
• “She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”
• “You can die too for all I care!”
• “So I’m here till I die?”
• “I can cope with torture.”
• “I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”
• “That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”
• “I will never love again.”
• “You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”
• “To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
• “Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”
• “We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
• “They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
• “I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”
• “I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”
• “It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
• “I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”
• “Stop saying that!”

@rottenxcore plotted for a starter

aisling giggled as she pulled mal around the corner and into the alleyway. she pulled the girl in for a quick kiss, placing a soft peck on her delicate lips.   ❝  shhh…can’t have anyone know we’re down here, yeah? carlos is a sweetheart, but that kid’s a blabbermouth. and if my mom finds out we’re together…god, would she have my              HEAD   , ❞ aisling muttered, tone becoming more serious as she spoke.

@rottenxcore liked for a lyric starter || accepting.

♫ Shawn Mendes - Believe

‘ being normal is vastly overrated. ‘ ‘ [ name ], it’s rude to stare! ‘ ‘ why don’t we talk about how illegal it is to drive without eyeballs? ‘ ‘ i’m just trying to protect you. ‘ ‘ hey look! i’m a potato, are you happy now? maybe i’ll put down some roots in the carpet. ‘ ‘ magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it. ‘ ‘ you are not a witch. ‘ ‘ why can’t you find a more normal holiday to get hung up on? like… arbor day! trees are important too, you know. ‘ ‘ i’ve always said that the movies could teach us so much. ‘ ‘ maybe we could go out for an ice cream. i know my way around town. i’m kinda like the big cheese here. ‘ ‘ how are we supposed to grow up if we’re not allowed to go into the world, try new things and take some risks? ‘ ‘ i bet you get a’s in school. ‘ ‘ i wanna help you fight the bad thing! ‘ ‘ i’m getting that déjà vu feeling again! ‘ ‘ oh yes, we should put on our bikinis and go swimming in it! ‘ ‘ i have my reasons and i will explain them to you when you’re taller. ‘