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Attempting Perfection

@attempting-perfection / attempting-perfection.tumblr.com

Just a teacher hiding from my 6th graders.
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Shane: Ryan, I never doubted you for a moment!
Ryan: Thank you, Shane. You're lying though, right?
Shane: Oh, yes. I doubted you very strongly.
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My favorite buzzfeed unsolved thing is Shane going "Oh, Ryan's gonna hate this" and then it immediately cutting to Ryan saying "Oh, I hate this."

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the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

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look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

OP I hope you realize how strongly you have impacted my life. I think about this every time I use garlic. EVERY TIME.

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