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Nope to Mondays.
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manager: can anybody stay late?
me and my coworkers:
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My cat loaf piece is available in my shop as a print now. Get 15% off on everything (except original pieces) when you use code SHOPSMALL20 at checkout now through Nov 30. Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving! I appreciate all the support this year ❤️ www.elsasketch.bigcartel.com
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Meirl
I just really wanna get AT LEAST 8 hours of sleep straight the rest of this Christmas weekend. That would have a big impact on my mood and skin.
Everything is just STILL so busy and I have so much to do.
Let me sleep.
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The Winnipeg Tribune, Manitoba, December 28, 1932
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Christmas Tree // Christmas Wonders by Boris Groh
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It’s simple math stupid.
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Source: instagram.com
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Cersei Lannister
The Lioness craved it all. Love & Power came hand in hand for her. But, she was younger then and the years of being someone’s Queen had only build a fire inside of her.
A fire that burnt cities and Empires; all her enemies were dead. Except one.But even the dragon’s fire couldn’t stop her.
Her beauty shielded the iron underneath. Her cunning and intelligence was how she survived; and her seductive manipulation.
Her life didn’t end in the capital; no, the Lioness survived to see another day as she sailed from the Mad Dragon.
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Tasty Avocado, green
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Sansa and Cat for @swishnflicks !
Ft.the most beautiful book cover ever
Feels good to be back
Managing my carpal tunnel syndrome so I can’t go back to journaling just yet, but I need an outlet for my thoughts.
Wooowwww I haven't opened my Tumblr in YEARS
Looking back at all my old posts and it looks like I was constantly depressed and battling anxiety during my days at the retail job
And my heart used to be so broken all the time
WELL
Dear 2015 Me and 2018 Me
Now we have the best bear ever. 🐻💛
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One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something
important follow up Qs:
1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames
2) does he do it to non hobbits
Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN
Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble
I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal Mister Baggins!
you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does
you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:
Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)
Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)
Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle)
The scary thing about Gandalf is he’s been around long enough to have met your entire lineage, so the recitation has more oomph.
“I knew your great-great-great-grandfather and he, too, was a bitter disappointment, but not as much as you are in this moment”