ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO GAY PEOPLE !!!🚂♾💥💥💥💥

starting a rumor that there’s a phannie working for dragon city marketing department who’s making their bosses pay dan and phil lots of money to do all this shit

Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

do u have a message for 25 year olds

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

wyd when i pull up in this

Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.

Girls when translation is always an act of violence, but it can also be an act of love

my petitions for s3 are less angst more happy gay people and if possible less piss. take notes anthony

gonna miss these guys :,)

thank you, season 2

POV: you are Willy Stampler

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

kicked out of the old timey henchman scene for saying “yes goddess” in a bdsm voice every time someone tells me what to do

hang on we could have something really special here