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oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration
“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked
So did Oscar Wilde
someone: hey u wanna read this fic that ruined me
me, at high volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SUFFERING
Witches and Sorceresses in John William Waterhouse paintings.
character development
That is the best description of Steve I have ever seen
I was always so confused about if Joss Whedon had seen The First Avenger. Because Steve swears in the movie. Not like hard, its a PG-13 family movie, but he does swear.
I think Joss Whedon falls into the same trap as bad fic writer, where he thinks Steve is a farmer from 1950s Kansas instead of Irish Catholic kid from 1920s Brooklyn.
Steve Rogers is 400 pounds of righteous kickass in a 100 pound body and by using the serum the army found room for only most of it.
he thinks Steve is a farmer from 1950s Kansas instead of Irish Catholic kid from 1920s Brooklyn.
this is it. this is the description for how steve is so often mischaracterized.
game of thrones [part 2] | text posts
Last day in london and Derek Landy is doing a signing for the new Skulduggery Pleasant book #blessed💀
hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out
one of my favourite true stories from ancient rome is a poet who didn’t want to live under ceaser’s rule so he tried to kill himself by slitting open his own belly; except he didn’t quite do it right and was gonna survive and be patched up by a physician who came upon him, so he pulled out his own entrails. i remember reading that story and thinking, “woah, man, chill out a little. that’s a bit of an extreme reaction to one guy becoming emperor dont you think?”
and then 2016 happened and now i know where that dude was coming from
I got a huge chocolate bar from the supermarket because Im on my period and at the register there was a 6 yo in front of me and pointing at the chocolate she asks her grandmother is this ours? And the grandmother says no those are our stuff The girl looked so crushed and kept glancing over at the chocolate bar eith such drama like she was losing the love of her life
Go shopping on a day when you feel good about your looks ~otherwise you might get distracted by your face in the mirror and hate everything~ That means DONT go on your period. You will propably feel shitty no matter how awesome you actually look. Theres a chance you will cry in the changing room. You dont need this shit The changing room loghts are horrible and they make your body look horrible. Take that into account. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WEAR A GOOD BRA what! the! fuck! even! are! the! sizes! Unless you want the company or a specific person's opinion go shopping alone. You can concentrate better, you can take as long as you like and there is no conflict of fashion senses. If it doesnt make you feel bomb when you put it on dont buy it If you dont feel comfortable wearing it DONT BUY IT Try everything you like on. A mass produced piece of clothing doesnt flatter all body shapes. That doesnt mean there is something wrong wirh your body. There is just something wrong with the clothes. Wear relatively form fitting pants that are going to look good with both looser and tighter tops. I usually go for black sweatpants. Loose on loose may not give you an accurate image. Try avoid dresses if you are mostly going to try on tops It's ok to like clothes that are not Your Usual Style . Consider how you might make them edgier or softer by accessorizing them and pairing them differently to match your aesthetic or just straight up say fuck it and accept it's ok to try different things (what do you mean I'm projecting because I liked that one pink sweater - white shirt combo and I had to reevaluate my entire life)
Wow Claire…. wow
Ι went by the old port today...
tru reason why i chose mystic also blanche is cool
We board the plane "We'll be leaving in 1h and 15 mins thank you for your patience "
