Plain-Old-Bitch

tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

how im tryna go out

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

this is how harry styles sees the world

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life