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THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.
IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA
THERE
WILL
BE
A
TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!
SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS
I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!
this post eminates incredibly demonic energy
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
Happy 10 year anniversary Dashcon announcement I guess
I think that if you stood behind Keanu Reeves and called out "John" he would turn around
Between John Wick, John Constantine, Johnny Mnemonic, Don John, Johnny Utah, John Wall, John Rain, Johnathan Harker, and Johnny Silverhand, I'm willing to bet that some days the poor man has to take a minute
My dead body is found next to my computer with a perfect line of shuriken embedded into my back, each marked with the Nintendo logo. My computer shows the Google homepage, preparing to search for “how do the goron reproduce?”
do you have games on your phone
Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.
he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*
*clicks the citation*
*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”
*clicks on the link*
Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling
Running in the snow
Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon and Kelly Asbury
happy May Day!
Shrek is a good union rep. He hears the grievances of an exploited work force and then like a day later he kills their boss.
recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote
fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]
the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]
op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks
john wick walks into a mcdonalds and puts a gold coin on the counter: I'd like a big mac, extra ketchup.
The zit-faced teen cashier: An excellent choice sir. *hands him a happy meal box with a glock with a drum mag inside*
You, an idiot: Plays Resident Evil 4 for its horror and action
Me, an intellectual:
i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:
