When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:
me in life
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
100% of the contacts in my phone are useless because i have no contacts. i have no friends
me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices
constantly stuck between “life’s short: eat the mac and cheese” and “life’s gonna be REAL SHORT if all you fucking eat is mac and cheese”
don’t trust ppl who start with grass pokemon
74 simple steps to marrying memes
Men’s rights activists
How did you lose you virginity?
i had sex
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I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..
Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be
This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
i feel like i’ve given birth to my first child