Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
A tiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol.
You messed up
Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.
Seven years ago today I took this picture, hastily slapped on some text to make it look like a postcard (note that I was walking and so the text is crooked), and posted it to Tumblr completely unironically. I guess I should be proud that this is the only thing I’ve ever posted that went viral? 😂
future generations will never know thw incredible joy of a stylus that just perfectly slots into a device…
when u nut n she keep succin
This always leaves me so weak
fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them
artistic rendition
All capital letters should have a leveled-up form
So far I’ve got
Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!
New alphabet dropped!
oh my god, it’s beautiful
(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )
well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)
But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it!
recursive
So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.
This is how new alphabets get invented.
reblog this to hand a bouquet of handpicked flowers to whoever you rb it from
MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000
bonus:
Arborists often claim that all-male plants are “litter-free” because they shed no messy seeds, fruits or pods. In the 1949 USDA Yearbook of Agriculture, which focused on trees and forests, this advice was given to readers: “When used for street plantings, only male trees should be selected, to avoid the nuisance from the seed.” In the years following, the USDA produced and released into the market almost 100 new red maple and hybrid-maple-named clones (cultivars), and every single one of them was male.
It took a number of years for these new trees to mature enough to start to bloom, but eventually they did and with them came more city pollen and the “epidemic of allergy and asthma.” Many of these same trees are still alive and well and getting even larger, and the bigger they get, the more pollen they shed.
Allergies are rarely triggered by small amounts of an allergen; they are initiated by an overdose. Small amounts of pollen exposure are actually good for us, but if we have highly allergenic trees or shrubs in our own yards or lining our streets, we will soon enough be over-exposed. In order to put the brakes on America’s allergy epidemic, we need to reverse the trend toward male-dominated landscapes and stop selling and planting any more of the most allergenic trees, shrubs and grasses in our cities.
and the kicker:
Female trees produce no pollen, but they trap and remove large amounts of pollen from the air, and turn it into seed. Female trees (and female shrubs also) are not just passive, but are active allergy-fighting trees. The more female plants in a landscape, the less pollen there will be in the air in the immediate vicinity. By relying less on males and paying more attention to the allergy-potential of all the plants in our urban landscape, all of us may one day breathe easier.
ain’t this what happened to the fuckin ents
caps youre the funniest fucking person alive
My favorite thing about working in medicine is I know every single one of those nurses is hoping to see the video of dan getting kicked in the balls. They're gonna be so proud.
He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺
Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too
Elmo waiting in hell for LNX to pole dance down there so they can jam again
I just about died and laughed at this
Waffle don’t leave this in the tags adsfdsfkadfkjls
I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic
world heritage post
From facebook; mic drop.
So that last line punched me in the face so hard I hit the reblog button. Oh well.
and they want us to think they're tumblr girls smh
This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.
Hes right
