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The Warped, Maniacal Mind of Wizard Glick at Work

@ourlordapollo

| Asia ☀️| 28 y/o | mixed race 🇯🇵 | I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints | AO3: WizardGlick
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Absolutely 0 people asked but my personal post tag is actually meant to be read as "Delphi, Washington"

As in my posts are emanating from some nonexistent place in Washington state called "Delphi." Because of the shoutout to Apollo in my url.

Without the comma it kind of looks like pseudo-military speak but alas, I don't feel like changing it

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me every 2 seconds: wow i hope someone has liked my extremely hilarious and funny niche post that was meant for an audience of 5 people maximum. i better go check

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pastabot

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

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bogleech

That little noise Homer makes gets me every single time

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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cromerholt

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

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anophelei

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

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