I can lift a car up all by myself

@pureprairielasagna / pureprairielasagna.tumblr.com

age: 24
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chopped judge: chef hedgehog... you have been chopped. you nibbled on the ingredients, took a nap on the counter, and didn't plate anything. but our biggest concern is that you didn't use any of the basket ingredients in your dish. so i'm afraid these are the reasons we've had to chop you today.
a hedgehog wearing a little chef's hat: *attempting to climb out of a bowl on the counter*
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“Everyone should have to be able to pass Calc 1 and Calc 2 to get through college. Regardless of major everyone should know how to do derivatives and integrals.”

Third-year chemistry major. (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

God I fucking hate this because I know people like this and they are the worst

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marfmellow

FIRED FOR POSTING RESOURCES/INFORMATION ON FACEBOOK ABOUT BALTIMORE?!?!?!

going hard as fuck on facebook about #baltimoreuprising and I get a phone call from my manager telling me that they’re letting me go because I’m posting racially insensitive material on my page and that because I live in a ‘will to work’ state I cannot contest my firing. I wasn’t even aware my job could see my facebook??? and I’m not going to stop posting about anti-blackness/white supremacy. 

yall I just got fucking evicted last month and finally got my bearings in my new place just to turn around and not have any fucking money moving forward.

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