cellars. obviously.
Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.
Where? I don't see it
Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.
cellars. obviously.
Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.
Where? I don't see it
Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.
very small
mentally i am biting him right now
shawty got them evil bottom jeans
boots with the curse
The whole necropolis was looking at her
Bertuzzi and Domi???? I’m not mad about it tbh
men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking
Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.
“we’re just trying to get better together, and hopefully we’re together for a long time.”
you ask me why i have a doggy door installed in a window 6 feet off the ground and i put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. “here boy!” the FLAMING SKULL flies through the flap and starts gnawing on your forearm
bringing wickenheisr back bc i actually managed to watch hockey this year so who knows what’ll happen
long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)
fun game! mutuals what would you do with $250 000 that wasn’t paying a ticket to get in a giant tin can to see an underwater mass grave?