2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

@ladyepicenter

how the fuck

T H E    M O L E    D I V I N E R

Of course there is an ancient Scottish art of finding moles in golf courses.

druids are real and they use their animal affinity for mole-grabbing

IT’S SO CUTE AND SO DISPLEASED WITH THE SITUATION

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

feel free to add more!

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

what happens to draculas clothes when he turns into a critter: a list of theories

• Dracula is always naked and uses his powers of illusion to make you think he’s wearing clothes

this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

“niggers.”

THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY

MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.

What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!

I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod

good plot twist

What? Like it’s hard?

this dude is having a meltdown because blizzard made a middle eastern map that isnt a stereotypical a desert shithole

This is by far my favorite thing in the blooper reel.

i hate the whole oppression works both way thing because like

for instance

if you go up to your boss and say “YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOURE FIRED!!” nothing happens to your boss because you’re not in a position to do anything to her like that. if she goes “NO, YOURE FIRED.” then you’re out on your ass and unemployed. you both said the same thing, but its effects were COMPLETELY different, because of the POSITIONS OF POWER.

A photoset of a thread posted today by Planned Parenthood via twitter. They’re breaking news about congress taking steps to defund Planned Parenthood and end with a call to action.

You can follow them at @PPact on twitter to catch their live developments of what is happening as this unfolds.

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

interesting method

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

then you have a very busy continent

not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones

Adjusted for all dice you might have

D20

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

D12

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands

11: Farms and towns

12: Larger cities

D10

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9: Tundras and snow covered lands

10: Farms and towns

D8

1-4: Plains and fields

5-6: Forests

7: Mountains

8: Tundras and snow covered lands

D6

1-3: Plains and fields

4: Forests

5-6: Mountains

D4

1-2: Plains and fields

3: Forests

4: Mountains

Holy shit. Definitely using this.

I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.

Reblogging this for later use.

@beanmoreau FUCK HAZE THIS IS THE METHOD WE SHOULD HAVE USED!!!!

Love it! Still can to an extent if you’d like. I’ve only done the draft in full so far 😁

@qinipo

if you have a personality disorder youre 100% responsible for your toxic behavior & how you treat others, having a pd isnt a pass to be abusive

I don’t think I’ve looked at my okcupid since i received this message two years ago

ever since that day i’ve been asking myself…. am I? am I a filthy cum goblin?

Is that so?

Women have been a leading force in sanitation strikes, calling for equal treatment and job security. This particular service industry has been the focus of multiple feminist manifestos and employment goals. Women fought long and hard to gain the right to work in sanitation, and they’re continuing that effort to open up the field more. This issue is so big that Parks and Rec even made an episode about it. 

Female sewer workers have repeatedly sued the DEP for unfair treatment, seeking to open up the industry and gain equal status with their male peers. Sewer work is often targeted for its biased hiring practices. Hundreds of female candidates fight for limited available positions, but most are turned away, despite having the necessary experience and skills. Feminist workers recognize that these women are willing and able to do the work, but aren’t getting the opportunity to gain employment here. 

Historically, coal mining is one of the most highly targeted careers for gender bias. Women have been petitioning for the opportunity to mine safely since the Industrial Revolution. This is actually one of the primary and best studied examples of women fighting to enter traditionally male fields. Lots of women, who both succeeded in the mines and didn’t, continue to petition for increased access to this field. 

And yeah, women want white collar jobs too. Go figure - A diverse population of women, with different abilities, interests and levels of education, are all fighting for the right to seek diverse forms of employment. Fighting for equality in one sphere doesn’t mean that we’ve forgotten about the others. 

Just because you aren’t paying attention to the feminist movement doesn’t mean that the feminist movement is nonexistent. 

“But you never see [oppressed group] demand [x]”

No, YOU never see it. Because you’re not looking.

they made an entire movie about sexism in the coal mining industry even????

i am kind of sad ok

this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you