In which scientists have no chill and it’s amazing
me: i wish to adopt steve aoki
adoption center: um…he’s a 39-year-old man
me: did i stutter
you: not all men
me: you’re right, steve aoki would never do this
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Darling just hold on
Dan Deakin (via thetomlinsondaily)
my talents include
-choking on nothing but air and spit -asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said -making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them -compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed
I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.
She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.
It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it.
next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.
If I had a dollar for every time Trump interrupted Clinton, I too would have a small loan of a million dollars.
like i am definitely not the biggest fan of hillary clinton on a personal level but ive gained a whole new sense of respect for her because theres no way i could stand on stage next to a giant orange skittle yelling over me for this long and just keep my cool like she is her demeanor is so fucking admirable
and Trump had the nerve to claim she doesn’t have the stamina to be president like bitch she just spent 90 minutes debating with an overinflated life raft after this the presidency is nothing