Oh my GOD
The dead sea is less salty 😂😂
“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”
iM WHEEZING
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
mood: adam scott’s face at the exact moment that he realizes he’s about to meet mark hamill
additional mood: adam scott’s face immediately after seeing mark hamill
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
please
(vegan) I hope your power runs out
thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry
I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.
It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.
My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end
when you’re a 10000+ year old veteran commander of multiple wars against a cosmic army of sheer destructive evil and are also the chosen vessel of your people’s all-knowing celestial goddess, and you’re sitting at the alliance dinner table next to an immortal prophet who is the chosen representative of his people’s deities, and an engineer of unparalleled personal brilliance who was democratically elected by popular vote of his race of incredibly advanced scholars, but all of you have to shut up and listen to some 17 year old with a Little Lord Fauntleroy haircut and his most trusted adviser King Fuckups the Wolfman because for some reason the human conventions of absolute hereditary monarchy still apply to all of you
これは腕が疲れそうだな
