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remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All Your Shit

Recently, we received an ask to cover how to best pack for a move and since I’ve covered how to know if you can move out, how to find an apartment, and the kinds of questions you should ask when looking at an apartment, this seemed like a nice addition to the series. So here we go, part 4!

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i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

can greg come too?

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

forever alone in the winter will do that to ya

Junk Food Rebranded as Gourmet Artisanal Delights

This makes me angry.

FRUIT PAR LA METRE

this is the “me, an intellectual” of junk food

I didn’t have time for inktober day 10 so here’s a crap hand doodle

Were so fucked

long time no porrim

hot queer lady vampire seems to be my favourite character type

Well said Bro💯

Or they could not look because that’s the polite thing to do when you’re weak-willed and can’t handle seeing a titty without getting hard

I never understood why this was such a big deal. If you child is hungry, you feed them. Simple as that

Breast arent sex organs

(via mytherapistsays)

I’m in love