i dont even know what this is about but yes they did

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

catch me on the bus ride back to mexico

Feel free to reblog and repost these, we need to cripple Disney to break China

i just found a karaoke track for “no children” by the mountain goats. could you imagine being in a bar on like a saturday night and someone gets up to do karaoke and starts to sing That. i’d be like sir are you okay

*pulls this bad boy up on the karaoke machine to let everyone in the bar know i have intense relationship issues and self-destructive tendencies*