a cruel twist of fate

splatoon crossover

gege was onto something when he wrote a character that has been taking over people’s bodies for over a thousand years and yet the first (and only) time the body reacted to somebody’s calling was getou with gojou

first time in a thousand years you say

2des

In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

We will be feeding our grandchildren strawberries and raspberries we grew in our gardens, dragging them along to the farmers' markets for tomatoes and eggs and goats milk and pickles and pecans and salsa and sunflower seed butter and jars of honey, as they complain and drag their feet because Gramma always stands around talking to people for like an HOUR

and we will say "When I was YOUR age, fruits and vegetables came from a supermarket and they were bred to get shipped 1000 miles in a truck and sit on shelves for weeks, and they tasted so sour and watery it was like eating paper compared to these ones. It wasn't even legal in some places to grow your own food"

and they will roll their eyes like yeah yeah just because everything was miserable in the 20s doesn't mean I have to have a smile on my face standing in the hot sun while you listen to that one guy talk about his bees FOREVER

But they will go, because there might be baby goats.

Jjk needs less action and more of this tomfoolery imho

Someone help Shoko lmao

He's so silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hard to be depressed when you have a cat

(I killed Gojo Satoru) I see... then die!

What are you playing? Is it my turn yet?

a man of culture 🫖

where our blue is.

Geto Suguru ✩ S2E5

↳ anime vs. manga

really truly genuinely literally me