Hello

That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.

google is scary accurate nowadays

Toni Morrison, Song of Solomon (via wordsnquotes)

THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

@ kaneyewest

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

"idk why i typed that all in caps but once i got started i couldnt stop" - a book by me

I’m not like other girls!XD

I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.

Oh my god, i hate sluts! 

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. 

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time