imagine being invited to your ex’s wedding in which she’s getting married to a “Captain Donald Cameron the TWENTY-THIRD” what a nightmare 

requested by iswearfealtytolexa ↳ So what happens after she climbs up and rescues her?                                           She rescues her right back.

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Well they had already gone on their first date right? 😉😉😉

OR... they're both great actors and made this relationship believable depsite not really being in love IRL.

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA @ crisscolfer shippers

About the Instagram post. I don’t buy it never have never will. I’ve seen them in person together. I will never believe he loves her. I have a lot more thoughts on this but I’m leaving it at this: “cause I did it through real life”. The person we’re a fan of doesn’t need to be flashy or show off his affections and every detail of his personal life especially not on social media. He also chose very specific wording. He’s made it clear before he doesn’t like being misunderstood. He didn’t say we’re getting married or we’re engaged. This is but another bump in the road as D climbs the ladder. Don’t loose heart and don’t let this get you down. Truth will out.

Crisscolfer isn't real. Stop playing out this fantasy, it's damaging and disrespectful.

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

my granda was in the IRA

my dad catered a party for Taylor Swift’s parents and heard her sing when she was like 10 I think

My cousin is dating the older brother of the lead actress in the new Pacific rim movie.

My coworker’s brother is college roommates with Matt Damon’s nephew

My great-grandmother was in a play with Basil Rathbone

My mom sat next to John Wayne on an airplane once and asked him to sign her Bible.

My 8th grade science teacher’s daughter was an actress and did those “Disney 411” bits. Hilary Duff slept over their house one time.

Oh! Just remembered! A substitute biology teacher in 8th grade spent an entire period gushing about his daughter, the actress. She was the brunette, glasses-wearing girl in the 2002 Spider-Man film who told Peter “don’t even think about it” on the bus.

I sang in a church choir with Lady Gaga’s uncle. My mom says he makes really strong pomegranate martinis.

My mom grew up next to Wayne Gretzsky’s wife’s grandmother.

so many, given what my mom does for a living, but i think my favorite truly random one is that i used to be kinda friendly with steve buscemi’s wife because she was good buddies with my boss at the time, and i met him a couple times

my mom got trapped on an elevator in philadelphia with robert redford. 

my dad helped anderson cooper on a project in the early 2000s and helped with an event linda tripp was involved with

my great grandpa was also in the ira and one time my mom had tea with christian bale at his own house without realizing who he was

my grandpa worked for a high-end mens’ clothing store and sold suits to a ton of famous people… nixon, salvador dali… he knew cary grant really well, as in cary grant had his home phone number in case of any clothing emergencies. 

also my dad sat behind mia farrow at mass once! it was in the midst of the whole woody allen court case and she wore sunglasses the whole time. they did the sign of peace. 

My high school biology teacher went to school with Tom Hanks

My friends mom had a prosthetic mold of Matt Damon’s hand in the kitchen. Though thats because she worked in the industry, but i got to see matt Damon’s fake hand.

I have lots from working in film for that 2-3 year stint of my life (including: Jonathan Rhys Daives getting into an argument with me about sheep while we were both having a beer, ray liota awkwardly rubbing my shaved head, giving Selma Blair a gift for her baby, having oddly dad-esque conversations with David Hasslehoff) but out of all of these the one that always makes me ??? at myself cause the world is weird is this one time I was working on a fashion shoot at this mansion and it turned out it was Grimes’ mom’s house.

Oh also I have an actress I worked on a show with on my facebook and she randomly likes my posts sometimes and shes like… one of those actresses you have never heard of but has been in 200 things so you have Seen her. Oh also the female members of Mother Mother have worn my clothes, I forgot about that.

My brother is friends with Voltaire’s son Mars (the musician Voltaire, otherwise that would be really fucking odd), and my mom was hit on by Walter Koenig and James Doohan back when she worked at the local Trekkie conventions. Her boss at the time also lost a bet to James Doohan over a baseball game.

my high school math teacher is friends with the band Fun.  like her husband went to college and is friends with Andrew Dost.  they played at their wedding

My mom served Shaq in a burger king once; or rather, as a 5'2" woman, she says she served his belly button.

Does punching Sidney Crosby in the face once count?

My mom grew up down the street from the little boy in the Princess Bride and I went to the same preschool as and later was in a production of a musical with the kids of the lead singer of Metallica.

My mom was friends and neighbors with the first american woman to go to outer space, and I have a picture somewhere in the basement of baby!me sitting in Sally Ride’s lap. 

I went to Uni with someone who was vaguely related to Hugh Grant, and another someone who went to school with Orlando Bloom. They were in a school play together. I also went to school with a guy who used to get babysat by Kate Winslet.

My friend from university, K’s, mother is first cousins with John Goodman.

I’ve interviewed some famous people; one of my favorite stories is talking with Aaron Sorkin on his cell in 1999, doing a second interview on “Sports Night” while he was on set overseeing filming of first episodes for “The West Wing.” I kept hearing voices in the background and he finally said, “Is it loud? Can you hear that? … That’s Martin Sheen; he’s recording a speech for this new show, he plays the President.”

I’m also connected on a couple of social media platforms to Muse Watson, who was the baddie in “I Know What You Did Last Summer” and in “Prison Break.” I interviewed him many years ago and kept contact with him for a while.

My mom was best buds with Karen Wynn Fonstad and we used to go camping and hiking together.

She taught me how to draw fantasy maps.

She was hilarious once she got a few wine coolers in her.

My mother and aunt were once on a trip to Eastern Germany I think, and convinced the border control guy they were related to Von Paulus, ‘cause their last name was similar.

Does that count?

ive met Mercedes Lackey and Larry Dixon a couple times and earlier this summer I got to see an early version of the first episode of a webseries he should be releasing soon. It didn’t have the special effects added, but it was still pretty cool

My mom once met Drew Carey at a bar in Cleveland when he was early in his comedy career. He apparently told some rando that wouldn’t leave her alone to buzz off and the patrons in the bar mentioned he liked to come around sometimes and buy drinks for people.

Willem Dafoe’s father was a surgeon. My dad bought his office furniture to furnish his own office.

mercedes lackey was in the same doll forum as me and I crocheted her husband a sweater. 

One time, Greg Ayres stole my soda.

I was staying at a nice hotel that had a full kitchen in the room for a convention. My friend has so many random connections with celebrities he deserves his own chain of posts on here, but he invited Greg Ayres to hang out between his convention appearances. While they were off being friends, Greg helped himself to the soda in our fridge [my friend insists he didn’t offer it up or give permission, but I don’t believe him at all].

I walked in right as Grey Ayres was leaving with soda in hand. I was super confused and wondered if I was at the wrong room until I saw my friends. It wasn’t until afterwards I noticed my soda was gone.

The woman who played the little girl in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang lived on my couch for a few months. She hated that movie. She also asked me to be in her wedding, before she realised the guy who proposed to her was a total asshole and moved back to Scotland.

My mom once met Dan Aykroyd, when he visited the liquor store she worked at, since he was promoting a vodka he release (at least I think it was a vodka.)

My professor was an exchange student for a summer and she lived with Anne Hathaway’s family

I went to the same highschool as fall out boy and I know one of the girls they banged

Dick Van Dyke once used my family’s (now-defunct) limo service when he was in Cleveland, but never squared up on his bill. Also my godfather’s daughter is really good friends with Kevin Bacon.

my grandparents on my mom’s side went to highschool with the original wonder woman rumor has it she was into my grandpa but he was so oblivious he barely noticed

My grandfather would always go on the train once a week for work and on this one day, there was a man in the carriage he always took. For months, the two of them would sit together, both of them doing work, sometimes making smalltalk, but my grandfather was a very quiet man so he never really talked much. It wasn’t until he brought my grandmother on the train with him that she stopped in her tracks, freaking out, and he realized he had been sitting in a carriage for months with Laurence Olivier, one of history’s most famous actors. They stayed in contact for a while, and my grandfather sent Olivier a condolence card when Vivien Leigh died. 

Also the same grandfather dated Benedict Cumberbatch’s mother.