this site seems strangely familiar... like i've been here before

*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

girlies what do y'all do when you're crushing on someone

*feels heartbeat in left buttcheck*

I love S&M, but all i've done is practice by myself ^_^

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

a sort of soundtrack for u.f.o. by sadesper record (2004)

Su Juian

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

nana

any bitch online right now?

doctor: so have you noticed any unusual odors down there?

me: you can just say pussy. don’t need to say “down there”