literal tears streaming down my face

can confirm

gay anthem

if you consume both of these simultaneously you become a god

mike’s hard look at yourself

Mike’s hard constructive criticism

Mikes hard cock

Hewwo?

(episode 29 - anime vs manga)

im so angry

time for a little controversy....

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

we must remember that