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dumb citrus bitch

@the-neon-pineapple / the-neon-pineapple.tumblr.com

He/him. || married to @caspercrypt || send me esoteric numerological messages via ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/ne10coniferfruit
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on AO3 - my current main project is HAMMER TO FALL [tumblr tag]

Minors should not be reading HTF.
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My requests are open for arcane fanfics, but with the caveat that I have a full-time job and untreated ADHD.

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Asks are also always open for questions about blorbos from my brain.

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sanguinifex

That’s definitely a location

I've been here in multiple different computer games

much like everyone in the replies i kinda rly wanna know what the fuck this place is so heres everything ive gathered from the video:

from what ive been able to guess, i think this is something like the inside of a cold storage or industrial facility of some kind. at the beginning of the video the plane of the door appears flat, but as the camera goes through it, you can see the wall and doorframe angles up and away from the viewer. it could be a single-faced angled wall, but to me it feels much more like it's a part of a dome.

the internals being that foggy are by design, i'd reckon, though what the purpose is i cannot say. oval-doors are used on naval vessels to make doorways water tight, which confirms to me that this is definitely an interior shot. my best guess is that the metal walkways are there because the floor of the room is supposed to be a pool for water. that would explain the intense condensation, as the more i thought about, the more it seemed like it looks like that because the fog is accomplishing something intentionally.

based on the deterioration the railings are showing, i'd also say that the fog has been going for quite a long time, and is therefore likely not toxic since the railings and relatively low security door imply that this place was walked through frequently. to me, this seems like an important detail to notice because that would mean the water is likely non-toxic. theoretically it's chemically benign and not radioactive, which i think would rule out something like "missle silo" or "fission power plant".

beyond that, i'm at a loss. and all of this might be wrong anyway, but i sure enjoyed Deducing for a bit!

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nymph1e

On Discomfort and Morality

My father finds gay men uncomfortable.

He's told me before that it's like a knee-jerk for him. Something he doesn't consciously control. He sees two men behaving romantically, and his body reacts with mild discomfort.

In the 1960s, when he was in high school, most of the boys in his form thought he was gay on the simple fact that he wasn't homophobic. He wouldn't participate in insulting queer people, he didn't care if someone was gay, he wouldn't have a problem hanging out with gay people. So people thought he was gay. That's how prevalent homophobia was in his formative years.

When I was 10, my dad told me very seriously that Holmes and Watson were gay. That it was obvious from the literature and the time period that they were meant to be a gay couple. When I was 14 and I came out to my parents as bi, when my mum was upset my dad ripped into her for it. Told her that she was being stupid, that it was my life to live how I wanted to and that she needed to get over herself.

My dad formed my views on censorship: that being that it was completely ridiculous and thoroughly evil. He didn't believe in censorship of any kind. If I asked him a question about sex, he answered it honestly. When I was 12 and I asked him about homosexuality, still young and uncertain, he told me that there was nothing wrong with it. That it was just how some people were. That there was likely an evolutionary reason for it. And that for some people it was uncomfortable on an instinctual level.

He taught me that just because you're uncomfortable with something, doesn't make it wrong. He also taught me that most people don't understand this.

I see a lot of this on the internet as of the last few years. The anti shipping movement, the terf movement, the anti ace movement. It all stems from discomfort that people have crossed wires into believing means wrong. Really every -ism and -phobia out there stems from this same fundamental aspect of humanity.

The next time you see something and you automatically think it's disgusting, or wrong, or immoral, I invite you to ask yourself: is this actually wrong or does this just make me uncomfortable?

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megpie71

Boosting signal.

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So p/atreon is amping up its lockdown on nsfw material, gumroads is amping up its nsfw material-

Pornhub is currently not available in texas.

KOSA keeps coming closer to getting actually passed-

Can people please just admit that nsfw is being driven underground? That adult artists are being banned and pushed out of their spaces?

And dont start saying "oh just the yucky stuff." No, this is *ALL* Nsfw.

We are losing spaces left and right...

Not only that, it feels like we creatives are being killed. And that isnt exactly hyperbolic.

Paypal implemented taxes not that long ago, a hit to those who use it. Artists especially. Midjourney and other ai, stealing artworks, having people think less of artists.

Platforms kicking and banning artists left and right.

It feels like being an indie creator is being choked out of possibility. That you have to be born rich and lucky for your creative dreams to come true.

"oh you're just a porn addict its not that bad"

Its not that bad until your stuff is banned.

We had ROE VS FUCKING WADE thrown out the window. You dont think we could have LGBTQA+ rights thrown out too!?

The internet is becoming SO HOSTILE to creatives of all sorts. Its fucking heartbreaking.

Its like we're entering nsfw prohibition of the internet, buy a 160 dollar keychain for a 'free' picture of a dragon fucking a Volkswagen 😭

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pankenlewd

i'm actually a little pervert-coded. i'm actually a little sexual freak-coded. i'm actually a little horny-coded right now if you must know

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justcatposts

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

they’re? just? sitting there ???

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ladycavalier

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

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crtter

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

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c3rvida3

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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eonars

Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"

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