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I'm Hailey

@ironyphan / ironyphan.tumblr.com

She/her
Met Dan and Phil on 11/20/15 and I'm still screaming
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i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

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bob-belcher

This makes me laugh so much

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jaeswavy

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

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kat--writes

I need the media to stop with these fake news articles that claim the Stranger Things fandom “loves the new Billy character” and “can’t get enough of him” bitch Billy is a racist piece of shit that absolutely no one with intelligence gives one single fuck about and just because people think the actor is attractive doesn’t mean they support the character WE OUT HERE LOVING ON STEVE HARRINGTON’S DAD MODE, RALLYING FOR JUSTICE FOR MEWS, MOURNING THE SHIT OUT OF BOB NEWBY AND CRYING OVER MILEVEN KISSING AT THE SNOWBALL OKAY WE ONLY STAN TRUE HEROES 

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the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

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sumersprkl

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

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marril96

This stayed with me. Sometimes when people are nice to me, I still think they have bad intentions.

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slimetony

To the people who were terrible to me in high school, who were very few, because i am so charming and well liked: I forgive you. And I am also flexing on you every day.

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httpluto

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me

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ive felt better ever since i stopped revelling in self depreciating or “depression memes for sad teens” humor its an okay coping mechanism and all but you really honestly gotta get out of it at some point and once you do youll see how degrading and self recovery impeding it is

like reblog a positive post… fight the urge to caption or tag it as “cant relate”… its the little things

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jimdark

translation: i’m recovering and fuck you if you’re not

local tumblr user lacks reading comprehension, more at 11

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sagihairius

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

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buttwyatt

the high point of 2017 was the first day of the year when someone made the hollyweed sign and it’s all been downhill from there

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brainstatic

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

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