Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Lil’ Kim (1996)

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

Black people always-

Why we gotta be like this lol

It’s not the same.

Yoga is good

Doing this before my next dick appointment

Before? I’m doing these AT my next dick appointment.

Hey everybody out there! You getting hungry?

a Christmas movie I want to see

It’s very relaxed up at the North Pole ever since the top demands for toys changed from handcrafted to mass produced. Most of the elves are in “qualify control” these days (very important to check those video games for violence, y’know), and Santa and Mrs. Claus are basically reindeer farmers most of the year. 

Then, in late autumn, Santa checks his list. 

He checks it twice. 

He checks it a third time, and then he calls Mrs. Claus over to the computer, because clearly he’s messed something up and deleted something he shouldn’t have. Mrs. Clause waves him out of the chair, sits down, and starts checking the settings. 

She goes very, very still. 

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i open twitter and the first thing i see

we all have aspirations :-) you’ll get there someday!

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Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Money Chadwick

This is the Monetary Prosperity T'Challa

Like to charge with secluded financial energy

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Cardi B turned into disney princesses

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain