we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

Official silly sign

Hey guys, decided to make a sister blog to this one- @silly-signs

Looking up signs for this blog, I’ve come across some funny but not necessarily ominous signs so…decided to make a blog so I can reblog those goofier signs. Also I literally just made it so there’s only one post but yeah 👍

beyblade @wizardsisananimal

rotate the animal !

Cuntiest defense attorneys to ever serve

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It makes me happy when they listen

It bothers me a lot how so much of how tumblr has decided is the “right way” to do disabled representation is so. Alien from actual disabled experiences. Your good disabled representation has to have a lightweight, low backed, sporty manual wheelchair. Dont think about the fact that many wheelchair users can’t self propel in a manual chair, or that most people can only afford the most basic standard hospital chair. Dont you know that’s bad representation! Your cane user OC shouldn’t be putting more than 20 percent of their weight on their cane because that’s Wrong, don’t worry about how canes are the most accessible mobility aid and be plenty of people who should actually be using crutches or a rollator are using cane out of necessity and will have to use them “incorrectly” that’s bad representation. They shouldn’t be embarrassed or ashamed of their medical devices, they should always wear their ostomy bag outside of their clothes, because that’s the way I can show my viewers that I care about representation! All feeding tubes go through the nose right? That way I can show off my representation! They can all help in their own way! Just because they’re disabled doesn’t mean they can’t lift heavy boxes, or join an adventuring party, or play sports, or be a punk rocker! They can’t be suicidal: that’s bad representation! They can be angry but only ever at the obviously evil ableist cardboard cutout villain. Never at their own limitations, or at the well meaning protagonist who doesn’t even have to be told how to make the setting 100% accessible. Everything less is Bad Representation!

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

the archive/tagged trick is a lifesaver!!

a caveat on op’s caveat is that if your blog/the blog you want to search is older than [whenever they forced everybody into the tumblr.com/user change], most of these tricks will still work whether or not they have enabled “custom theme.”

tumblr works it’s just a closely guarded secret

fuck w me

FUCK W ME

They're true to life

Hey folks, I'm opening emergency commissions specifically for PMD icons, because moving to Canada has me FLAT BROKE. I'll work out more customization options when I've got the actual brain for it, but for now, I'll take special requests on a case by case basis. I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

Please email me at melodypika13@gmail.com with a ref image or description of your OC, the names of the expression(s) you want to commission, and descriptions or ref images (stuff clipped from Google or other art is okay!) of any custom expressions you want to request.

(Or, if you're feeling generous, send me a Ko-Fi at collabwithmyself- I'll put the link in the reblogs!)

My ko-fi!

Hey folks, I'm opening emergency commissions specifically for PMD icons, because moving to Canada has me FLAT BROKE. I'll work out more customization options when I've got the actual brain for it, but for now, I'll take special requests on a case by case basis. I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

Please email me at melodypika13@gmail.com with a ref image or description of your OC, the names of the expression(s) you want to commission, and descriptions or ref images (stuff clipped from Google or other art is okay!) of any custom expressions you want to request.

(Or, if you're feeling generous, send me a Ko-Fi at collabwithmyself- I'll put the link in the reblogs!)

My ko-fi!