an actual sentence that came out of dan howell’s actual mouth (via cringe-attacks)
Thankyou zendaya
uhhhhhh so i’m going through my makeup collection and for some reason i own TWENTY THREE BLACK EYELINERS?!?!?!?!?
“In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet for just a moment… a yellow sky”
if dan and phil don’t upload a video of them playing pokemon go on their gaming channel i s2g i’ll unstan
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM
We need more women like this
My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one
GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL
the little infinity
JESUS CHRIST
FUCK
IT HAS RETURNED
This was cute but as I continued to scroll it got aggressively annoying
Lol fuck you whoever created this
me tbh
God has spoken.
LITERALLY
What if God was one of us a fake parody Twitter account?
I’M GUILTY.
If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands
reblog this and put your eye colour, hair colour, and height in the tags!
i’m gonna jump on the bandwagon too and ask you to reblog this post and tag your FIRST otp ever