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CREEPY THINGS TO WATCH

A compilation of all the horror filled movies, t.v shows & documentaries I could find. It includes some of my own masterposts and other people’s masterposts. 

COSTUME/CREEPY MAKE-UP TUTORIALS

A compilation of amazing people with a talent for art and expression. Some of these are gorey, so be cautious. 

CREEPY STORY NARRARATIONS

What’s better than reading scary stories? Listening to them from people who have a voice that perfectly match the suspense needed for such stories.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Creepy compilations from around the web and from posts I’ve made before. 

HORROR MASTERPOSTS

The first couple are masterposts I’ve made, the rest are masterposts I’ve gathered from other blogs. 

Destroy the idea that tattoos make you trashy

Destroy the idea that white ppl with tattoos are edgy and poc with tattoos are dangerous

At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job.  At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer. 

At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school.   At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.

At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter.  At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker.  At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didn’t get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career to pursue acting at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his first movie role until he was 46.

Morgan Freeman landed his first movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow only reached international success when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didn’t begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didn’t become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it. 

Never tell yourself you missed your chance. 

Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough. 

You can do it. Whatever it is. 

This is so worth reblogging!

Thank you!

axolittle

axolotl

Good post OP

the best fucking post op

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this

i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety

I TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS TO PEOPLE ALL THE TIME

😭😭😭😭😭

EVERYTHING ON ASTRAL PROJECTION

Insidious Chapter 2, is now on Netflex and it inspired me to make this post, on astral projection. 

So astral projection is when your soul floats out of your body, and you’re in the realm between earth and the other side. 

I’ve never tried this my self, but after readings I made this:

HOW TO ASTRAL PROJECT

Get rid of any fears you have: Are you scared of encountering a demon ? Scared of irrational things such as what if you can’t get back in your body ? Get rid of them. Learn to over-come them. Nothing will hurt you on the other side and the silver cord between you and your body can’t be broken. 

Do it after you wake up in the morning: Set your alarm clock an hour early so you feel a bit drowsy

Relax your body: Let the tension out, get rid of any random thoughts. Relax. 

Imagine: Focus on a specific part of your body (your toes) and imagine that it’s moving (curling your toes) but don’t physically do it. Spread out slowly to the rest of your body.

Imagine again: Imagine yourself getting up and moving around your room while your still lying down.

Vibrations: You should feel vibrations. It’s trying to channel you into the astral plane.

Practice: The above steps take a lot of practice and patience. Once you’ve managed to do it. Have fun and be safe. Explore the world and even outer space.

Getting back into your body: The silver cord will always guide you back.

Here’s a website that has more information

DANGERS OF ASTRAL PROJECTION

Don’t do this if you have severe mental problems (depression, anxiety). It’s just no good. Your negative energy will probably attract other negative beings.

Your body: Alright, so this is common sense but your body is still vulnerable. If someone were to come in and stab you, you will die, and the silver cord will be severed. Make sure you’re in a safe place when you astral project.

Possession: So this is a huge question and I’m sorry that I can’t tell you that something like this can never happen. But if it did, it’s an unheard case. Don’t let movies like Insidious scare you.

The techniques of possession is very difficult and you’d have to be willing to let a demon in with open arms. Possession is something that can happen when you are still in your body too, remember that. This is why ouija boards are so bad. 

Astral Beings: When your out exploring the world, you might see some creatures of different kinds. Some of them are pleasant but some might be down-right terrifying. Just don’t talk to them or even look their way.

They will try to feed off your energy leaving you feeling depressed for the next couple of days. If they try to approach you, snap back into your body.

If you want more information, here’s a website of a woman who has plenty of experience

MYTHS OF ASTRAL PROJECTION

Here’s an article written by experienced people on common myths. It’ll probably clear some things up for you.

Article

You can check out my post on lucid dreaming here

Peace. Music. Love.

Pizza. Movies. Liquor.

Planets. Moons. Light Years.

Pain. Magical. Leave.

Books. Music. Drowning my emotional pain in liquor.

Chug. Chug. Chug.

In Chernobyl nuclear zone, animals thrive without humans 

Via Reuters/AOL

What happens to the environment when humans disappear? Thirty years after the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, booming populations of wolf, elk and other wildlife in the vast contaminated zone in Belarus and Ukraine provide a clue.

Keep reading

THE FOLLOWING AUDIO CLIP IS OF THE SOUND OF A DEATH RATTLE

A death rattle is the sound produced by someone who is near death when saliva accumulates in the throat. Those who are dying may lose their ability to swallow resulting in such an accumulation.

Usually, two or three days earlier the symptoms of death can be observed as saliva accumulates in the throat, making it very difficult to take even a spoonful of water.

While death rattle is a strong indication that someone is near death, it can also be produced by other problems that cause interference with the swallowing reflex, such as the case with brain injuries. 

I’m going to put a trigger warning on it, because the concept maybe to morbid for some.

Here’s the original video where I got the audio file from. 

What if you heard that sound right in your ear, and you thought the person behind you was making it, but no one was there, and then the sound followed you home, and only when you were getting ready for bed that night, you realized the sound was coming from you?

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

Drink me, I’m irish. Happy St Paddys Day!

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“Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it.” honestly works for almost every single New Yorker cartoon caption.

Proof of concept:

Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her.