straight men aren’t allowed to be attracted to women in armor or suits or leather jackets

straight men arent allowed to be attracted to women

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:

not 2 be like .completely incoherent all the time but i dont understand how the concept of baby clothes doesnt make most people burst in2 tears like the arms on the shirts r like that cus theyre that small like their little arms have 2 fit in there like ….we have 2 make it special just for how theyre sized

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

Welcome to the ice-cream store. What flavor you want?

yes

Bidoof In Real Life

Oh Fuck

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing 

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

the lgbth (horse girl) community

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

way to go you god damn idiot egg

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

#2018mood