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dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit
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Anonymous asked:
between the great molasses flood and the tea party, boston harbor has to be one of the most beverage harbors
Bold move claiming molasses is a beverage. It's barely a liquid.
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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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for any followers who haven’t seen Interview With the Vampire it’s about the horrific experience of being in love with someone who is French
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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no piece of art or literature has ever understood me quite like this onion article
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
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Some kind of important day
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if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off
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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
eggo-yolk
Today’s your lucky day
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haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday
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