Hit The Hay All Day

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

this is the best one omg

😭😂😭😂

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

Lmfaoo

My favorite video in all history

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

she put her glasses on so she could read Kim properly

im kourtney

I’m Kourt but I’m also Kris and also Rob

“I’m married for 72 days, really? that was normal” like how did Kris just murder her own daughter like that

if this was not a carly song i would not reblog but i am forced to

The pride flag reveal….. I cannot

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

why must you hurt me this way

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

ME. ME. ME.