Timing is everything....

"Welcome back Daniel Ricciardo."

Checo: *crashes*

everyone say thanks to germany for perfectly explaining eurovision in three words: blood and glitter

It's a good thing that France decided to include their flag in the performance since it is totally possible that we wouldn't understand from the aggressive Frenchness which country was performing.

FINLAND WERE FUCKING ROBBED

Juries everywhere: ✨ Sweden ✨

The public chanting Cha Cha Cha:

The irony of talking about peace and the war in Ukraine while giving Israel your 12 points.

We're not inviting Russia because they're terrible violent colonizers >:( anyways our twelve points go to Israel

Character selection screen

Graham Norton trying to hold in his salty comments while on points duty

Graham is dying at not being able to comment on these people

You can read his thoughts on his face

Too entertaining

Austria said: Yes, i know we should give points but have y'all heard about the wage gap? Wyld

fuck everyone who’s voting for israel any year but especially this fucking year. your hollow support for countries at war and extremely selective dislike of war criminals is noted

literally

look if sweden wins there is one possiblr upside to all of this:

return of the king

Them: "Just act like a normal person"

Me:

if anything is to represent Europe’s political sentimens in early 2020s in the annals of history, I’d be glad for it to be this

"Only an idiot could miss what this is about. So maybe Putin WILL miss it"

- Swedish commentator Måns Zelmerlöv on Croatia