I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

MESSAGE

Whoo shit

ooo bitch!

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

I can’t get over how well this fits

this man does the math and delivers your change

this is the change we need in America

IT (2017)

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

???????

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

Fuck yesss

Don’t tell your mother,

      Kiss one another,

                   Die for each other-

Tihon The Loving Giant Cat 

“Please, I just want to cuddle all the time.”

Photos by kotyiliudi - Via Love Meow

Justin Bieber snapchat

Lol into it

Ohhhhh nooooooo

Oh my godd what?