I'm like a feral cat you can smoke weed with

I'm like a moth to a flame but the flame is chest hair

you should let a butch with freshly buzzed sides suck on your tits and pet the soft parts of their cut to get them to hum and purr and melt into you [THIS USER IS A POLITICALLY NEUTRAL ACTOR WITH NOTHING TO GAIN FROM THIS SUGGESTION]

Sun Mystic art by Helvetica Blanc

damn your blood tastes sooo good. What are your pronouns

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S01E02 ‘Deep Throat’

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

what a wild fucking thing to say babygirl

PEDRO PASCAL in THE SIXTH GUN (2013)

we will never know the scale of their riches 

scully’s so real bc in only the third week she’s known mulder she’s already ditching dates to speak to him bc she’s got a big fat crush. and he’s doing shit like this. he’s the weirdest, most unserious man in the world and she wants him so bad