my dirty little secret

STOP VOTING FOR SWEDEN DAMN IT

Rhaenyra when Laenor told her he was going to be a good husband and be here for her after she got Daemon.

It was easier to contact the international space station than some European countries

Ways to improve eurovision:

- nobody is allowed to sing in English including the UK, Ireland, and Australia

- minimum tempo restriction

- maximum clothing restriction

- on-stage ritual sacrifice of whoever comes last in the public vote

Mika >>>> everyone there

Me checking the Eurovision tag on Tumblr when all the boring songs come on

Romania deciding what language to sing in:

Azerbaijan’s entry:

Is it a good song or is it just not a ballad

Every European rn :

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans