*funky mystery music*

booktok videos should be categorized as some sort of threat to public health

He was already dead 😭

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

And what do you think you can bring to our company?

Gonna steal from it

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals

CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth

LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things

FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness

MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex

IZUTSUMI would want you to Izutsumi

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

i work at pokemon and my dad said sobbles final stage evolution will look like gex but blue and aimed at onceler fuckers

just got fired from pokemon so i am leaking the concept art

Pls tell me you play Mario

KOOPA

we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

The girlies reading this post

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

So we're supposed to look straight at it?

Yeah

Ok thanks just double checking

why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud