Thomas: we stick together, we get through this-

Gally: What if you physically can’t stand people

Gally: I literally fucking hate all of you

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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

89 ;/

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child

this is hot

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

Person A is in one car jamming out to the radio, and Person B pulls up next to them. Person B notices Person A, and starts switching through the stations trying to figure out what song they’re singing. 

Bonus: Person A notices Person B and they do a killer duet. 

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

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i need one of those hugs where i can bury my head in someone’s chest and stay like that for several minutes

reblog this with the best concert you've ever been to in the tags

chris evans w/ text posts about him

gilinsky being a dork

*boop*

Cameron Dallas

Photo by Bryant Eslava

Elemtary school in a nutshell

Genius.

Memories from the past year...

PÜMA

Yeet squad

Gotta bæ?

or nah

Is you mad

Ya lyin’

nash scoot over you fucking jew

I kinda gave up ..

91 FUCKING 1, DO YOU NOT SEE MY FUCKING LEG

awwwhhh tits

The Cameron Dallas song 🎶

#thanksbart

TIPS from nash grier

“tf is a locator”

I cry every time

“WE STOLE A FUCKING CAR”

“We raised this chickens ourselves” “No we didn’t y'all lying”

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

I have no words

I seriously just needed this

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

I was talking about this post yesterday I need to put it here now