I’ll stop annoying you if you follow my other blog and unfollow this one.
Come on, please? I’m not even on this blog anymore.
I’ll be very sad if it turns out you just don’t like me anymore.
Or maybe you just don’t like me.
If you’re not following me by now then I’ll assume you’ve left.
Andraste’s ass, follow me already.
Shall I start singing obnoxiously so you’ll follow my real blog?
Seriously. Get out of here.
I moved.
Why are you still following this blog?
Yo. I’m not on this blog anymore.
I moved.
I’ve moved.
I moved.
I have moved.