billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

They’re also amazing live for older dudes

Idk why yall think su is coming back its been on hiatus since 1991

Why are Steven universe blogs so on board with this post I’m talking about Soviet Union

do you remember when garnet punched down the berlin wall

(via nanglish)

They working.

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

It’s difficult out there, you guys will understand when you get older.

FOURTEEN!!! Years old!!! And 17years!!! He’s 31 and missed ALL HIS 20s He can NEVER get those back.

public school lunch aesthetic

-random applause that eventually encompasses the entire cafeteria -skipping classes to go to your friend’s lunch periods -”come with me i dont wanna go alone” -not knowing who you’re singing happy birthday for -“hey if i pay you will you go through the line and get me something” -knowing your id number so you can actually eat -only wearing your id during lunch period -that ONE security guard -”what’s even for lunch today” -HOLY FUCK IT’S CHICKEN NUGGET DAY -those girls who chill in the bathroom doing their makeup -fights = dinner AND a show -”hey what lunch do you have this year” “b” “damn i’m in c”

What the fuck does any of this mean why is there a security guard in your school what

This is America

Me as fuck lol

that’s really what happens to my eyes tho

this once happened when the guy was still in the car & I looked over & he didn’t even acknowledge me but I still ran out that bitch

me an the boys on patrol..

have u heard the news

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad

Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:

a collection of underrated tweets, part 2

(the series)

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears