• ❝ I’m a stupid fart. ❞
• ❝ Shit I wanted to be Yoshi. ❞
• ❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞
• ❝ I ain’t above punching rats! ❞
• ❝ Finally, I can water my pizza. ❞
• ❝ I hate you, [ name ]! What have you turned me into?! ❞
• ❝ That’s a one way ticket to FUCK YOU. ❞
• ❝ You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? ❞ 
• ❝ Aw I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazelle. ❞  
• ❝ You are uninvited for my birthday party. ❞
• ❝ At age six I was born without a face. ❞
• ❝ I’m a sexy widdle baby.❞
• ❝ You’re hard to love, but you’re harder to hate. ❞
• ❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞
• ❝ Taco bell can cure diabetes. You can quote me on that. ❞
• ❝ Matter cannot be created or destroyed, you stank bitch. ❞
• ❝ I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me. ❞
• ❝ I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur. ❞
• ❝ Don’t fucking cock tease me, broseph. ❞
• ❝ Goddamn fucking wolf asshole piece of shit. ❞
• ❝ Being a spider looks like it FUCKING RULES. ❞ 
• ❝ First of all I’m not a child, I’m a princess. ❞
• ❝ Don’t count your chickens before they egg. ❞
• ❝ My butt is clenched as tight as it will go. ❞
• ❝ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [ name ] SUCKS! ❞
• ❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞
• ❝ I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong…which is often. ❞ 
• ❝ If I was a hundred percent honest with myself then shit would suck.  ❞
• ❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞
• ❝ I’ve got reeses pieces. But I’m dead so they’re deceases’s pieces.  ❞ 
• ❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞
• ❝ A woman’s drinking poison, wh- uh wuh how, why, eh, she dies, wh-why did she die? Show your work. ❞
• ❝ My goal is to pee in every major body of water on Earth. ❞
• ❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞
• ❝ Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family. ❞
• ❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞
• ❝ You know what really brings me closer to my friends? Ass fucking. ❞
• ❝ Do you think if you urinate and pre-cum at the same time it’s pre-pre? ❞
• ❝ You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.  ❞
• ❝ Ronald McDonald doesn’t make me wanna eat a hamburger. He makes me wanna call the police. ❞
• ❝ One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, am I right? Your life is my treasure. And it was trash for you. Your life is trash is basically what I’m saying. ❞
• ❝ Are you fucking with me right now? I feel like someone’s getting fucked with and I think its me all of a sudden. ❞
• ❝ Every titty is unique and special. And I don’t mean every PAIR of titties, I mean every titty. ❞
• ❝ I’m having like a silent, mental breakdown. That being said I’m cool with death now. ❞
• ❝ I like butts in general. I was gonna say I like big butts, but I just like all the butts. And boobs. And faces. I like the female form. ❞ 
• ❝ Someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl/guy on was, and I was like “Well…” I was like ‘I don’t know, I guess we could just, fuckin’, wander around Whole Foods long enough that we could get enough cheese samples, then we could call it a night.  ❞
• ❝ That’s not even nightmare fuel. That’s nightmare fuel for like the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon. ❞

• “You want to leave your home, but you don’t want to lose control.”
• “There’s far too many ways to die.”
• “You want to keep your soul above the ocean floor, but there’s far too many waves to try.”
• “Take a tip from me; I swear I’ve seen it all before.”
• “We knew exactly how it’d end.”
• “I’m brokenhearted ‘til we meet again.”
• “And the echoes of you rhyme like a distant verse on forgotten words.”
• “Give me death or set me free - just return my soul to me.”
• “The flame might be gone, but the fire remains.”
• “I left myself for dead.”
• “Was I just a playful pawn, a trophy you had won?”
• “Some things are better left unseen.”
• “Won’t you save us now?”
• “Don’t you tread too close to the line this time.”
• “You couldn’t compromise, so keep playing with fire.”
• “I can’t stop ‘til everyone who ever done me wrong knows I’m not willing to take it.”
• “No one ever told me what it meant to be alone.”
• “If they don’t get out, then I’ll just bury them all.”
• “Love us all in spite of what we’ll do to you.”
• “It’s the end of the line for you and I.”
• “Don’t make believe we even tried.”
• “I lost my faith when I was young.”
• “I fear that there is a heaven above.”
• “I could tell no apparition heard a single word I said.”
• “Will I ever know heaven or hell? Or is eternity something worse?”
• “I hope there’s not a heaven above.”
• “I never wanted to hurt no one. No one but you.”
• “I’d bare you my heart if I knew that it still was there.”
• “So take all the wind from my lungs if you’re out of air.”
• “I feel the heat of a thousand breaths upon my neck.”
• “Now I’m stuck between alive and after.”
• “Revel in your victory.”
• “You’ve earned your damning.”
• “Pray to me that you can stand the heat.”
• “You know, it takes a village to raise a scheme.”
• “The secret’s safe as long as you pay.”
• “Only a fool would make martyrs from heathens.”
• “Only a monster would make fodder from saints.”
• “These people will just tear themselves apart.”
• “Don’t you wonder what made him so vicious, so sick?”
• “If you’re stacking your problems like a pile of bricks, you’ve got to knock down the wall.”
• “Do the heavens ever spare the crop when the winter falls?”
• “Could we really hide if the reaper calls?”
• “Someone like you  would break you and put you in the ground.”
• “Don’t you want to see him fall apart?”
• “Soon I’ll know exactly where I stand.”
• “I won’t be giving up again.”
• “Then I learned to turn emotions in to weaponry.”
• “Don’t tell anyone what you saw here.”
• “Hell will open up its flue.”
• “You will witness what the fire can undo.”
• “Far from the ash I will be reborn again.”
• “I’m burying that menace in my memory.”
• “Do I die as a martyr or miscreant?”
• “The only truth he ever told was that there’s far too many ways to die.”
• “Did I lead the wolf to the fawn?”
• “There’s no passion in being passive.”
• “So for you, I am a killer.”
• “Is absolution far too much to ask?”

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• “Just don’t make the mistake I did.”
• “There’s always another mission. None of them are an excuse to make yourself an island.”
• “I got a few scratches and dents. I hope they just give me character.”
• “Confirmation that my father is working for (…).”
• “Help us!”
• “I know what you did.”
• “I always have time for you.”
• “It was nothing I couldn’t handle.”
• “Are you here to kill me?”
• “Somewhere deep in the fabric of reality, our actions are recorded and remembered.”
• “Whatever you come up with, you can count me in.”
• “It seems there will be no one to mourn me when I die.”
• “You’re the only friend I’ve made in ten years.”
• “…hell of a fight.”
• “That won’t happen. I see you all when you get back.”
• “I watched them die.”
• “People could get hurt… even killed.”
• “This war needs to be won.”
• “My people have a saying - seek the enemy of your enemy, and you will find a friend.”
• “Your courage for my people will be remembered.”
• “You won’t be alone in your fight.”
• “We do not wish you harm.”
• “I’m willing to do what’s necessary.”
• “I’ll march into whatever hell you want, but not with a fake smile on my face.”
• “Nothing positive about grinning like an idiot.”
• “Finish this… you promise me!”
• “All I’ve ever done in my entire career is destroy the natural course of the universe.”
• “If you are worthy of your command, prove your strength.”
• “It’s so much easier to see the world in black and white; grey… I don’t know what to do with grey.”
• “I have lived a full life… no regrets.”
• “Good; get it out of the way so we can concentrate on being big goddamn heroes.”
• “I’m sorry.”
• “Good to have you here.”
• “I beg you - do not do this. Please.”
• “I know how this will end. But I will not back down - I can’t.” 
• “Face me in single combat, (…).”
• “Let me die with honour.”
• “We can handle ourselves.”
• “Go back and get (…). It’s the right choice and you know it.”
• “I wanted you to have a normal life. Marriage, children… things I could never have.”
• “It has reminded me of what is truly important. Why I swore I’d lay down my life.”
• “Now go back and get (…), and get the hell out of here. You know it’s the right choice.”
• “Some souls die in battle, some die in their sleep. And some die for no reason at all.”
• “One day there will be payback for all that my people have suffered.”
• “Under your leadership we can’t fail.”
• “No point in hiding from it.”
• “So much space. Walls of stone. It’s amazing. I wish my friends could see it. I wish (…) were here.”
• “There is only one way to save (…).”
• “I made the mistake of trusting you - believing you were my friend. I was a fool.”
• “Well, looks like I was the only one to make it out alive.” 
• “I just want to know - is the person I followed to hell and back still in there? Somewhere?”
• “Do we deserve death?”
• “I ask forgiveness.”
• “Screw that - I can hold them off!”
• “Everything my people will ever be depends on it.”
• “I hear we have a galaxy to save.”
• “I don’t have what you do. That fire that makes some willing to follow you into hell itself.”
• “I understand. Good luck. I hope we’ll see each other again.”
• “You just spared our race another genocide.”
• “You’re picking that thing over us?”
• “I’m still human. I make mistakes like everyone else.”
• “You are a great protector. But some things are beyond even you.”
• “It’s a hell of a job, isn’t it? Being the good guys.”
• “Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”