I started out making a White “quirky removal” deck inspired by Bovine Intervention, which destroys a creature or artifact, and replaces it with a 2/2 ox.

Somehow, that evolved into a cow theme deck that doesn’t include Bovine Intervention (because it’s terrible).

I defend the equipment being included because of Bruse Tarl. Man is a warrior rancher, after all. He’d arm / armor himself and his cows.

This deck could probably be made better by reducing the more expensive cards to 3 apiece, and adding in 3 removal cards, but I’m not playing this deck to win every time.

I’m playing this so people will think “is that a cow deck?”

I'm going to praise this public figure!

"But what if they kick puppies?"

Shut up, brain, they don't kick puppies.

"But what if they do, or something else, and everyone gets mad?"

That's… I mean… They SEEM okay…

"MANY PEOPLE SEEM OKAY!"

Okay okay I won't say anything!

"Go touch grass!" - Person browsing social media and judging random strangers.

I sometimes wind up in the middle of debates I'm not actually that invested in, and it's because the reason I got involved was one or more relevant arguments were logical fallacies, and THAT'S what I'm taking issue with.

"See? Dan's on OUR side!" "No I'm not" "eh?"

I'm going to be more physically active during the day!

"And you're going to make sure to increase your electrolyte intake too, right?"

(From the floor) Increase my… What, now?

If you look at a cloud and see a giraffe, you're not right-brained.

If you look at a cloud and see a hippo, you're not left-brained.

I say this with certainty because people being left or right brained is a myth.

Remember, kids: Giving haste to Sheoldred the Apocalypse is a crime.

My issue with Spider-Man is the lack of self care. It varies by continuity, but it seems like, in general, the boy’s a disaster putting himself through a hell his uncle never would have wanted for him.

Like, forget the villain of the week. He’s his own antagonist, and what I’m rooting for more than anything is him getting his life together.

Except he’s not allowed to do that, because then the series is over, so I don’t really have anything to root for other than it ending so he can finally take a break.